5 past 3 sunday morning

Actually managed to make a decision to go out tonight! Had a cool night out in 5th ave, lots of classic songs and good memories from last year! And when we got back me and Alex (ok I know that should be Alex and I but I don't speak proper!) planned our wedding! We're gonna have a huge huge cake which is big enough for us to stand on, and have a meringue igloo on too! And maybe penguins...real ones...and we're not singing shine Jesus shine!!! And part of the vows is gonna be the big mountain song 'ooh baby I love your way'! It contains classic lines such as:

Moon appears to shine and light the sky
With the help of some fireflies
I wonder how they have the power shine shine shine
I can see them under the pines
But don't hesitate 'cause your love won't wait hey
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way every day
Wanna be with you night and day uh yeah

Argh my jumper is so falling apart...I look like such a scrubber! (that's not part of it, that's just a random comment from me!)

On the subject of bad lyrics we've just been reminiscing about bad cheesy pop, such classics as Daphne and Celeste! I so wanna shoot them! How stupid are these lyrics?! kinda funny though!

Hi! This is my friend Daphne and I'm Celeste

[Chorus]
" Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy…
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy…

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy…

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you! "

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
OOOHHHH!

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]

You go girl!
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!
EYE!


Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?

You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]

You go girl!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
It’s like a horror movie isn't it?
OOHH!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Ooh Ooh Eee!
Ride 'em cowboy!

Do you wanna know what
I really think about you?

You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!

Whatever!

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
eye!!!!!!!!!

You got ears on your face like spock in space!
You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed!
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!

What?

Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus to fade]

Wow this is turning into a long post...
We're also planning to record a house CD, woo! It will include things such as Dan singing Hero by Enrique Inglesias with me playing guitar, Dan singing Stay another day by east 17, Thanh Mai singing Blackbird by Paul McCartney...
I haven't decided what I'm gonna do yet...but everyone has to do a song! It will be so cool!! Woo!